Farm Pyre Santa
The burning of women at the stake, as witches, is well-documented, as a practice of the Medieval period in history, known as ‘the Middle Ages’ (c. 500-1500 CE). In Hinduism, during approximately the same historical time period, VAM was, in the Indo-Iranian Sanskrit language, a mantra for sexual cleansing at the sacral chakra; one of seven energy centers located along the human spinal column. With Sahasrara at the crown of the head, the highest, it represented the raising of consciousness from instinctual, or lower, to higher, that is, spiritual, levels. With VAM, as a cleanser, presupposing the penis, symbolized in witchcraft as a broomstick, upon which they legendarily ride, its metamorphosis, into the stake that kills the vampire, is an implicit metaphor. Although women are precluded, by misogynist belief about their nature, from having a penis of their own to ride, as a human species’ alternative, women with penis of their own could kill the vampire of misogyny, at its heart, by sexually reproducing without men.
The staking of vampires, that is, driving a wooden stake through the hearts of those suspected of being immortal, through the drinking of blood from the necks of their victims, after biting through the carotid artery, with preternaturally elongated, hollow, incisor teeth, that drain, was a practice of the populations of Eurasia. Prince Vlad Dracul, voivode, ‘ruler’, of Central Europe’s Wallachia, for example, 15th century model for Irish writer Bram Stoker’s vampire novel, Dracula (1897), was known as ‘Vlad the impaler’, because of his practice, in deflating penises, as an enslaver, which is what the anal sterility of homosexuality does with the penis/stake metaphor. Being coerced into burning atop a VAM pyre, upon the death of their husband, a practice called ‘settee’, amongst the Hindu peoples of the Indian subcontinent, and ‘purdah’ amongst the Moslem believers in the Koran (610-30 CE), dictated to their Prophet Mohamed by the angels of God, according to Islamic tradition, further marks it as a male activity from women’s perspective.
Although the word ‘sofa’ is used amongst the British, it’s an Americanism, as the usual appellation is ‘settee’, which sheds some light on the perceived relations between husband and wife in Britain, as India (1858-1947) was a part of its Empire. Whereas misogyny is an acknowledged threat to society, the search for extraterrestrial intelligence (SETI) is often construed by church leaders as equal in scope. As most understand aliens to be a figment of the imagination, it’s believed the mind contains demons. From the point of view of religion, they’re equivalent to both imagination and aliens. Interchangeable concepts, resolved by settee, that is, burning, as books on a bonfire, that’s what SETIs are for.
There’s an illustrative myth, amongst the ancient Egyptians, of Ra, the sun god, who becomes incarnate upon the Earth, as Osiris, but is dismembered by his evil brother, Set, before being remembered by the goddess, Isis, and transformed into Horus, ‘the sky god’, who then continues to war with Set. It has been used to depict the erasing of a dynasty by Pharaoh, Seti I (c. 1290-1279 BCE), and the rise and fall cycle of ascent in slavery to Satan, as Seti, re-instituting the traditional Egyptian many gods pantheon, after Pharaoh Akenhaten’s (c. 1353-1336 BCE) failed attempt to establish monotheism, along Judaic lines, re-enslaved. Erasing Akenhaten’s sun disk from temples, etc., as what was effectively a former ‘marriage’ of the Egyptians, made Seti equivalent to Hinduism’s settee, while prefiguring SETI, as a more cosmic instrument of the cycle of Satanism’s periodic erasure of advanced civilizations to reestablish its slaving of humanity.
The planets, insofar as they constitute a previous relationship, corresponding to Christianity’s notions of ‘the bride of God’ in heaven, and ‘the marriage of the lamb’, with Jesus, the ‘Messiah’, as the ‘shepherd’ of the ‘flock’ of their congregations, in accordance with Jesus’ teaching in their New Testament of the Bible, is a preconceived farm pyre, as described in his disciple John’s Revelation, ‘Its tail swept a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to the Earth.’ (Rev: 12. 4) Found by the serpent’s seed of Satan; cyclically enslaving and consuming formerly established advanced human life and civilization: as something imagined by aliens. Enshrined by parents, for their English children, in ‘Hey Diddle Diddle’ (c. 1765), the nursery rhyme:
‘Hey diddle diddle;
The cat and the fiddle:
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed; to see such fun,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.’1
Milk it. Closer to home, the prototype of the first television set was invented by Scot, John Logie Baird, in 1926, while England’s social scientist, and science fiction writer, George Orwell, in his novel Nineteen Eighty-Four (1949), envisioned a future where Britain, called ‘Airstrip One’, as an adjunct of Oceania, and at war by turns with Eurasia/Eastasia, was in the grip of ‘IngSoc’ (English Socialism), whose ‘Big Brother’,2 instead of people watching their TV set, watched them on their settees, in prefiguration of ubiquitous CCTV street cameras that observed people’s lives petering out from the late 20th century onwards.
Or, deployed to record the actual torture and snuffing out of people, in recorded film scenarios designed for that purpose as entertainment; on behalf of the unspeakably implied continent of Euthanasia. A further aspect of slavery, through erasure, in Satanism, where Christianity’s teaching of universal immortality, after Jesus’ ‘breaking of the curse of death’, is obviated by institutionalized ‘mercy killing’ for those who can’t pay enough for the screws to leave them alone.
What isn’t generally comprehended is that women are unimaginable aliens to misogyny, which willfully ignores the Judeo-Christian tradition of Eve’s ‘seed’ that God, the creator, is at pains to champion in the paradise of Eden, according to the Torah and Talmud of the Jews, that is, their history and law, comprising what Christians call the Old Testament of their book of instruction; the Bible. Eve is told by God, after she and Adam, the first man created by God, ‘eat of the fruit of the knowledge of the tree of good and evil’, which it was ‘death to taste’, rather than ‘the fruit of the tree of life’, that is, immortality, given to them by the angel, Satan, promptly turned into a serpent by God, as a punishment for being the poisoner in the creation, ‘You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.’ (Gen: 3. 15)
Although Eve is depicted as being created from Adam’s rib by God, Jewish midrash, or exegesis, identify Adam as a hermaphrodite, with Eve, as a self-birth from Adam’s self-fertilization, as the logical concomitant, that is, original humans were hermaphroditic, phylogenetically called futanarian, abbreviated as ‘futa’, ‘So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.’ (Gen: 1. 27)
When God expels Eve and Adam from Eden for preferring ephemerality for their descendants, despite the promise of Redemption, it’s the seed of Eve’s ‘foot’ that Abraham, patriarch of Judaism and the nations of Islam, is told by God will inherit the universe, ‘I will surely bless you, and I will multiply your descendants like the stars in the sky and the sand on the seashore.’ (Gen: 22. 17-18) As misogyny hates women, God’s ‘foot’, crushing the head of the serpent’s seed, is the seed of Eve’s victory, although few are aware of the fact of the war.
Although SETI is depicted as a search for extraterrestrial intelligence it’s Satan’s settee, which sounds the same, that is, it’s a homonym, where women’s seed is expected by their husband, in the sense of animal husbandry, to be immolated, upon the withdrawal of their sponsor. For misogyny, if the husbander divorces, it’s the wife that’s guilty, SETI is then understandable as a ghoul, and the planets amongst the stars, as an infernal crematorium; the farm pyres of Satan.
That witches ride broomsticks in order to fly is an oblique reference to the fact that women’s seed requires both vagina and penis to produce technologically, while the New Testament, based on the corroborative stories of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, the disciples of Jesus, ‘Christ’, the Messiah, about the life of the Jewish rabbi, called ‘Logos’, or ‘the Word of God’, depicts him, crucified, that is, nailed upon a cross of wood, atop the hill of Calvary, outside the city of Jerusalem, where he died, but experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, as the inventor of the airplane.
Born of his mother, the virgin Mary, contrary to popular belief, indicates the understanding that men are supernumerary for women’s seed, as they don’t need them. In Revelation, ‘This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. That number is 666.’ (Rev: 13. 18) Written, as a recurring number, 666 is two-thirds, or 66.6%, described as the human ‘remnant’, with women’s seed, as the missing 33.3%, burned as witches, because they could fly without men’s seed.
The apauruṣeyā, ‘suprahuman’, Veda (1500-900 BCE), written in Sanskrit, incorporating the late Vedic and post-Vedic Upanishads of the Hindu religion of India, and its epic battle poem, Mahabharata, containing the earliest descriptions of flying war machines, as well as the later Gautama Buddha (c. 500 BCE) variations, advocates settee for widows, as what the Brihidaranyaka Upanishad impugns as, ‘domestic animals’, while the exhortation to self-immolate is also found, though called purdah, in the Moslem religion of Islam, deriving from the second son of Abraham, Ishmael, according to tradition, whose mother, Hajer, was a concubine of Abraham, whereas wife, Sara, bore Isaac, Abraham’s first son, who founded Judaism, after God directed Abraham to make of him a human sacrifice; then relented.
Hajer and Ishmael, according to Islamic tradition, dedicated the Ka Ba, ‘cube’, in the city of Mecca, Saudi Arabia, as a shrine to Abraham, and the ‘Haj’, a Moslem pilgrimage to the Ka Ba, takes place each year, which all are obliged to complete at least once in their lifetime. The men, in their white thobs and the women, in their black burkas, circling anti-clockwise, also have a qibla at home on their walls, that is, an arrow pointing to the Ka Ba, so they know the way to face, when praying to the burger (thob-burka) box, symbol of the women’s undertaking to commit purdah upon the deaths of their husbands, as is meet, ‘Allahu akhbar!’ (God is great!) Farm pyre worship.
That Judaism was conceived by Isaac as a ‘wooden horse’ is likely. Troy was captured by the Greeks, according to the poet Homer’s Iliad (c. 429 BCE), hiding inside a hollow wooden horse; left outside the city. The unsuspecting Trojans took it inside the walls, where the Greeks emerged, at night, as invaders. Couching a meaning, as something other, in order to deceive, is standard with children, as double entendre or innuendo; for example, the originally BBC TV ‘slapstick’ glove-puppet show, Sooty (1955-92), created by magician, Harry Corbett, in which Sooty is a bear, friend Sweep is a dog, and their girlfriend, Soo, is a panda. The unheralded context for adults is Satan’s sweeping ‘a third of the stars’ from heaven down to the Earth, settee, as ‘suti’ is a spelling variant, and the shortest sentence in the Bible, ‘Jesus wept.’ (John: 11. 35) The occasion is the death of Lazarus, but Jesus resurrects him, which upset the Jewish religious police, the Pharisees, as Jesus was a man unto himself, ‘So from that day on they plotted to take his life.’ (John: 10. 53) No need for Lazarus’ wife to be sooty, which doubtless would have been something more to weep over, whereas a sweep is necessary, if the sack of Father Christmas is stuck up the chimney, and the brigand can’t get down it with his loot.
That God was a creator to be appeased, or defeated, was evident from the destruction of ‘the cities of the plains’, Sodom and Gomorrah, where sodomy was perpetrated, as well as bestiality, and sundry perversions, sexual and otherwise. When the Empire of Hirohito of Japan’s cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed, by A-bombs, dropped from the United States’ B-29 Superfortress’ aircraft, Enola Gay, and Bokscar, to end WWII (1939-45), in the Pacific theater of the war, to defeat the global slavery ambitions of the ‘Axis Powers’, on August 6th and 9th, observers in the aftermath found soot, on the sides of the still-standing buildings, that they identified, as humans caught in the atomic blast-fire.
The destruction of the plains’ cities, being similar, suggested God, when annoyed with the ‘chosen people’, that is, the Jews, as the ‘temple bride’, Israel, practiced settee, as was already evident in the European theater, where 6,000,000 Jews, and other ethnic minorities, were killed with poison gas, Zyklon B, originally developed as a US’ pesticide, released in ‘showers’ upon nudes, gullible enough to take off their clothes together, before the corpses were burned in ‘ovens’, especially built for that purpose by the Italians, and the Germans, under the auspices of Benito Mussolini, Il Duce, in Rome, and Adolf Hitler, Reichsführer, in Berlin.
The rationale is that Jesus’ consubstantiality with God, in Christian terms, meant that, when God ‘died’, suttee was performable. That God’s spirit is feminine, Shekinah, identified with what Jesus’ teaching defines as ‘the Holy Spirit’, a tutelary aspect of God, reinforces the picture of a chosen bride’s immolation, in accordance with the intentions of a programer, associated with the Shaitan djinn, Iblis, in Islamic tradition, ‘the whisperer’, corresponding to Satan, and hypnotic as the ‘ear police’, translatable as ‘Interior Ministry’, where the people of Iblis (ear police), Shaitan djinn, correspond to pogromers, dictating as priest-like ministers, by means of hypnosis, human sacrifice, on the understanding, amongst the chosen, that it’s what brides are for.
During the Jews’ exodus from slavery to the Egyptian, Pharaoh Thutmose III (1479-25 BCE), en route to land God had promised, the Shekinah dwelt in the tent of the tabernacle (Ex: 40. 34-38), by the ‘Ark of the Covenant’, containing the law of God, appearing as a column of smoke by day, as their guide, and a column of fire by night, further suggestive of the immolation of a wife, while the killing of all of the firstborn of Egypt by God’s ‘angel of death’, Israel, persuading Pharaoh to allow the Jews to leave, suggests a payable ‘bride price’, following ‘the Passover’.
What’s described is an A-bomb path, with the Shekinah’s role, as ‘the feminine spirit of the living God’, a cook. The Egyptians worshiped the forms of animals, their gods and goddesses, bred as people. In the Greek Heroditus’ Histories (c. 430 BCE), a woman publicly copulated with a goat,3 where the goat-headed god, Khnum, at the city of Djedet, was ‘worshiped’, which is what that meant. Shekinah was the Jews’ mess tent cook. A zoo, prepared by the Egyptians in bestiality, as slaves, and food for its armies of slavers, God’s immolator, as a teleporting oven, cooked the towns and villages en route as steak.
Jesus’ story is of his betrayal by his disciple, Judas Iscariot, to the Pharisees, after Judas told Jesus that the perfume, spikenard, being used by a woman to anoint his feet, was ‘too expensive’ for Jesus, who replied, ‘Leave her alone.’ (Mk: 14. 6) The meaning of Judas’ spy canard was that Jesus couldn’t afford a woman, whereas Jesus, born of his mother, the virgin Mary, was women’s seed, that is, the ‘foot’ of God, which had been amputated from the human race. When the representative of the Roman Emperor, Tiberius Augustus (14-37 CE), judge Pontius Pilate, agreed to Jesus’ crucifixion, Judas’ self-assurance was that ‘the beast’ of misogyny, de facto homosexuality, slavery, and a bestial approach towards women’s seed, as cooked meat from the butcher, would continue apace.After Eve and Adam’s expulsion from Eden, Cain, their son, making offerings of the fruits of the soil to God on an altar, saw that Abel’s offering of slaughtered animals in fire, was more pleasing to God. Enraged, Cain killed his brother, who’d effectively invented cannibalism, reflected in Hinduism’s settee and Islam’s purdah, where the widow is ‘cooked’, after being husbanded, while Jesus’ words to his disciples at ‘the Last Supper’, before his crucifixion, during the Jewish celebration of Passover, have a similar implication, ‘And he took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to them, saying, “This is my body, which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me.”’ (Luke: 22. 19) Israel isn’t going to spare Jesus, while Judas is a threat to the woman, as her immolator, in the sense that, as women’s seed, she’s food, like Jesus, which Judas, as a man, can afford to eat, ‘And he took a cup, and when he had given thanks he gave it to them, and they all drank of it. And he said to them, “This is my blood ...”’ (Mk: 14. 23-24)
Jesus’ vampire metaphor is inescapable, but it’s about brainpower. The signs of human civilization are the products of the mind and the imagination, that is, art, science, and culture, which the vampire effectively sucks out of the enslaved, before destroying, in order to re-enslave and continue sucking as a vampire upon the brain of the human. By the close of the 20th century, huge spears could be seen on the hills, surrounding communities, regarded as a boon. Telecommunications masts, as of ships, transmitting encoded information, in the form of imagery, up onto the planets amongst the stars. The people of Earth, praying as sheep, in the transmitters in stone of their churches, with their spires, serving as more anciently conceived masts, amongst those that, preying as wolves upon Jesus’ flocks, used the spears of technology to suck out their brains, as vampires, warring on the universe to erase any imagined escape from extinction.
Without the prey even suspecting, they were at war with evil, brain-eating, enslavers in Satanism. Annihilating the mental powers of the civilized, before they could even hope to build a ship of their own to flee. The vampire, preparing to suck out the brains of the necked generation. Though a lower life form, encased in the skulls of what once was human, the animals were at least humanoid. Be a good slay, and Santa, an anagram of Satan, will be coming with presents to celebrate the birth of Jesus neck’s time, which is what the Last Supper, ‘Easter’ in Christianity, each spring, symbolized by an egg/ego, foreshadows; Satan’s sleigh:
‘When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He began to shout,
You girls and boys,
Won't get any toys,
If you don't pull me out.’4
In Santaism the good are necked, like chickens, after laying, then the Santaists have another slay ride. Although Jesus’ birth was marked by a star, according to the New Testament, it’s more likely a planet burning to a cinder, as that probably wouldn’t interfere so much with its orbit about its star, while life there struggled to recover sufficiently for the Santaists to profit from its death again, which is a microcosm illustrated by the Jews’ apparent A-bombing of a path to the land promised them by God, during their escape from slavery to the Egyptian Pharaoh, Thutmose III, as Santaists do the same with the planetary spheres in the macrocosm of the cosmos.
Jesus, who doesn’t know he’s Santa at Christmas, dines with cannibals at the Last Supper, who believe that women are animals, whereas his teaching, touted by Christianity, as superseding that of the Old Testament of the Jews, is ‘Love your neighbor as you love yourself.’ (Mk: 12. 31) If Judas, and the other disciples, do not accept Jesus’ teaching, and convert others from the belief that women’s seed are animals, humans will be sacrificed on the altar, and cooked as food. As God’s words to Moses, during the transmitting of the commandments of the law, kept on tablets of stone inside the Ark, indicate, ‘And you shall not go up by steps to my altar, that your nakedness be not exposed on it.’ (Ex: 20. 26) The practice of sacrificing animals on the altar, as evinced by Abel, the ‘inventor’ of cooked meat, is Judaic. As is the prohibition against cooking humans, which is the law of God that Jesus’ teaching emphasizes, while recognizing it as an endemic problem for women’s seed, who’re encouraged to immolate, as cooks, and to accept immolation, as cooked, because they’re eaten.
As Jews sacrifice animals on their altar, before they’re cooked and eaten, Jesus’ words at Passover are a nod at Judas’ intent to kill him, while denying that he is, or will be, food, which is Judas’ opinion of Jesus and the woman, that is, women’s seed are animals to be eaten as food, after being properly prepared. The subsequent Communion of Christianity, administered by priests to churchgoers, that is, bread and wine, as symbols of Jesus’ body and blood, constitutes a vow to refrain from sacrificing humans on the altar of God in any way. Jesus resurrected unconsumed; as remembered by his disciples.
1 Anon. ‘Hey Diddle Diddle’, Roud Folk Index #19478, c. 1765.
2 Orwell, George Nineteen Eighty-Four, III, Secker & Warburg, Ch. 3, 1949, op cit.
3 Heroditus, Histories, Bk II (Euterpe), c. 430 BCE, pp. 42, 46, and 166.
4 Anon. (trad. arr.) ‘When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney’.
